cryptotheism:

Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That’s the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you’re having a good time because it’s permanent. Also I hope it’s okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you’re high you’re FUCKED.

trollicorn:

theprideful:

“i don’t block people just because of a difference of opinion” cool i do

this is a space where you can go “bestie you’re not on my enrichment team” and then throw them out of the window of your life without hesitation